The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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