so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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