break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
