Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
