do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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