That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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