i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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