plz talk dirty to me
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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