i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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