Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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