just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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