"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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