But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
