I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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