No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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