"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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