But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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