marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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