I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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