If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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