He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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