i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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