I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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