I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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