can we get nightvision for the apartment?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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