He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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