Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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