So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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