yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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