ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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