And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
two words...techno handjob
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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