road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We are two peas in an std pod
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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