Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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