i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
wow bdsm is so cute
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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