Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I will be naked everywhere
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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