My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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