I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize