Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
