i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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