Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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