i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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