I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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