I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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