bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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