i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
4 words: hood of his car
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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