I love black thongs
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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