he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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