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She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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