Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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