I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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