i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Randomize
