we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
They took my balls.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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